1 definition by PI Pat & Sweet Ape

Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.

Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.

by PI Pat & Sweet Ape October 19, 2007