by dr. huge cock April 15, 2009
Get the PASTY FLOPPERS mug.An abnormally obese Honors English teacher that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An ugly ass bitch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.
by appadorabootslover January 26, 2010
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Describes the most generic typical white american woman with an unattractive pasty white skin tone. Most commenly named Becky or Rachel.
by bqs November 27, 2013
Get the pasty bitch mug.A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
by DirtyPea May 15, 2012
Get the Pasty smashing mug.one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice
by molly486 March 17, 2009
Get the pasty face mug.The act of excreting diarrhea into a bucket, then smearing the contents of the bucket onto your partner(s). Additional contents can be added to the bucket such as, Urine, Curry Powder, Frosting, Melted Cheese, Etc.
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