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The Dirty Ortiz

The act of sticking a man's penis up another individual's left nostril and releasing semen inside until it releases through the individual's mouth.
I performed the Dirty Ortiz on my girlfriend and she didn't like it very much. She had to clean both her mouth and nose!
by DxyzAxyzRxyzIxyzExyzLxyz February 26, 2024
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Pedro Ortiz

Pedro Ortiz is a hot ass guy who is dating a really pretty girl named Aubrey sams. She’s fucking insane and will kill anybody for him. don’t mess with her bf!
Woah is that Pedro Ortiz?
by emo unicorn November 24, 2021
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Dexter Ortiz

He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.
by Cipber March 25, 2022
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jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill
by By awsome March 18, 2017
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Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".
Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz
by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
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LUIS ORTIZ

Luis is the biggest pussy and never wants to get on with his friends, he acts hollywood everyday and get no bitches. His penis is small as an atom not even ant man can see.
by HELLO MEN February 25, 2023
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Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.
If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.
by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021
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