God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

god dang it on rye

similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!

example 1

ring...ring...

Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing

Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!

example 2

DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!

Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!

DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there

Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door

DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line

Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone

by three-m March 12, 2011

God of hating on fortnite

The God of hating on Fortnite is a person that is super sexy and is born on june 28th has a lot of friends, very popular and again very sexy

Spencer: look at that sexy man
Connor: oh yea that’s the god of hating on fortnite

by god of fn hate November 2, 2021

When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god

When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god

"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet

by skibidi demure ohio November 25, 2024

What on gods earth

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.

You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!

by derulais April 6, 2019

on goddeff

being brutally honest (even if some ppl just cant take it)

too cool for sexist substitutes

opposite of blissful ignorance
never polite

Scientist A: I hate testing on humans, they never cooperate! Scientist B: On goddeff…… If only we could inject some sort of fluid in them which can force them to cooperate.

by cd_03 August 30, 2024