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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

I have the power of god and anime on my side 

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.
Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god dang it on rye 

similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1

ring...ring...

Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing

Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!

example 2

DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!

Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!

DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there

Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door

DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line

Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
god dang it on rye by three-m March 12, 2011

God of hating on fortnite 

The God of hating on Fortnite is a person that is super sexy and is born on june 28th has a lot of friends, very popular and again very sexy
Spencer: look at that sexy man
Connor: oh yea that’s the god of hating on fortnite

When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god 

When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god
"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet

What on gods earth 

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.
You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!
What on gods earth by derulais April 6, 2019