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Orc Porn

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.
I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.
by McIrish420 March 2, 2025
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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024
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rainbow orc

In D&D A wildmagic orc with a skin pigmintation mutation that has a chance to change certain attributes skin colour and stats utilizing a 1d+6
Red: always angry has the highest stat converted to strength and the lowest into intelegence

Green: normal stats no bonus
Yellow: cautious on all regards highest stat gets converted into constitution lowest into dexterity
Pink: flirtatious to anything that has a pulse converts a highest stat to charisma lowest into intelegence
Blue: studius type pays little attention to charming others lowest stat becomes charisma and highest becones intelegence

Purple: natural submissive lowers strength by 3 but incresses charisma by 3
What tf is a rainbow orc and why is it in my game
by Thw D&D guy February 29, 2024
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smirky orc

why is smirky orc a my house.
by smirky orc March 21, 2017
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Orc

A Russian, can be a Soldier or a Civilian.
The term is based on the fact that Russians are all part of a hivemind and are all genetically designed to be pure evil, much like Orcs.
Normal Person: Hello Ivan
Orc: rUSsIa wIlL wIN!!!!
Normal Person: Oh God, it's an Orc!
by SlaysTheCrusader May 17, 2023
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