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offhanded comment

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008
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facebook official

1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.
by kscar May 4, 2008
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office quarterback

a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves
The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!
by Disgruntled_in_SJ April 2, 2011
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Get offa my land!

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead
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officechairitus

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.
Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".
by Jake Farr December 22, 2006
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office reorganisation

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.
Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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office freaky

when you have some quick sloppy sex at the office, then act like nothing happened
Michelle and I had an office freaky yesterday in the bosses office.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017
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