Offentertain

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.

Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.

by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F January 11, 2009

Habitually Offended

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.

Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.

by T1R3D January 30, 2019

Secretary of Offense

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

no offense

Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.

You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense

by LordXeras January 7, 2011

Flex Offender

Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.

“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”

by Benjie F. July 20, 2018

offended

To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.

People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.

by srxe2140 August 17, 2004