(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.
Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.
by NearlyOutOfMilk November 08, 2017
(n.) an additional résumé when applying for jobs in social media/ digital marketing that showcases memes and other original content
Interviewer: This is an impressive résumé, do you have anything else you'd like to show us?
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit
by NearlyOutOfMilk June 03, 2017