nuclear weapons

Weapons of mass destruction that cause a chain reaction by splitting the nucleas of an uranium atom, thus causing two particles to fly out, that cause two other uranium atoms to become unstable and change into another element because they have an extra particle. This causes each of those two to fire off two particles each, and so the chain continues. This rapid expansion will eventually move onto the area surrounding it, and destroy it by means of reacting with it. Of course, in the time it has taken you to read this, a nuclear weapon, some as small as 11 inches could have scorched hundreds of miles worth of land surrounding it

Nuclear Weapons will bring the apocalypse, at which point many atheists will become religious, many religious will become atheist, and our skin will melt off.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

nuclear nadaddy

When you wear a headband and all your hair poofs to the top, like a nuclear explosion. Inspired by nadaddy from FF5!

Wow. That nuclear nadaddy looks really nice. It makes you look like a muffin.

by Givemepant May 2, 2010

nuclear

Pertaining to radioactive isotopes. Generaly in reference to materials the public cannot touch.

by S.M. August 15, 2003

False Flag Nuclear Attack

A nuclear attack performed by a government on its own people to forward its own social agenda.

"The American people wouldn't let the US invade Iran, so the US nuked itself and blamed it on Iranian nationals".

by Hixx September 6, 2005

Nuclear Fusion

A reaction in which two or more atomic nuclei come close enough to form one or more different atomic nuclei and subatomic particles (neutrons and/or protons). The difference in mass between the products and reactants is manifested as the release of large amounts of energy.

Nuclear Fusion is a possible energy source for future generations.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017

Nuclear Cruise

A better name for a Long Island Iced Tea. Only to be used on a Funship. Preferably with Shelia and Non-Shelia

"Yo Armand, can we have a round of Nuclear Cruises, gotta get ready to stanky leg at the D-Y-NASTY"

by Nard Dawg March 11, 2010

Nuclear Coffee

Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.

"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."

by Da Chetster March 25, 2013