Novelty Lust

The excruciating desire for something new.

"What have you been doing all summer break?"

"Torrenting all of amazon's recommended music. I got a serious case of novelty lust."

by gustipher December 16, 2009

Graffiti Novel

A comic book without Superheros, commonly written as a personal struggle story from the perception of underdog protagonist, often with religious or political undertones.

It is existential art. You will know it when you see it. Graffiti Novels are essentially a "Blanksy" piece, but written and illustrated.

by Nerdsquar3D November 12, 2013

Joshua Novelli

Joshua is a funny and dirty minded person who does not care for other people but him self he is a selfish twerp so short and has no friend and he wants to get a girlfriend at high school he is a bad friend your not luck to have him

girl :Josh is rude
boy:that is why he is not popular and he is short

STOP BEING A JOSHUA NOVELLI

by JSMSNAMES May 6, 2022

novelty band

A band created in order to make people laugh, not a serious band.
Usually in a weird novelty form, IE: funny hats/faces.

See: The Cartoons

"ooooh eeeeh oooh aahhh ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang"..wow thats pretty lame ...it has to be a novelty band's song.

by Trick0rz March 20, 2007

Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

by Pseudonym June 19, 2005

Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.

Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.

by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009

Novelty Fuck

To have sex with a person because of a feature they possess. You would probably not have sex with this person if they did not have this feature.

Possible Features:
Disfigurement (Missing a finger to Quadriplegic)
Size (Anorexic to Michelin Man)
Relation to someone (Celebrities cousin to an asshole high school band directors daughter)
Body Modifications (Tongue Ring to Gauged Anus)

"Wait you fucked Susan?!"
"Yeah man?"
"Why the hell did you do that? She is missing her right arm!"
"Novelty fuck!"

by lolmk2 January 3, 2009