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john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis
Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that
by Tr=e November 21, 2016
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Novaked

When a woman gets abused in a Novak style manner (slapped/choked/gets made to call someone daddy)
Dude 1: I Novaked a bitch last night
Dude2: Niceeee
by Gabbbbbiiiii February 18, 2022
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Bloodsport Novak

Faggot. Robin's boyfriend and future irl husband, which makes him even more of a faggot
Robin : I love you
Bloodsport Novak : .... Fag
by RuebenInYourMom September 21, 2021
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Novak

slapping one with your dick then immediately jizzing on their face. “Hey bro, how bad did you just get Novaked?”
Hey bro, how bad did you just get Novaked?”
by 12thSt.tavern March 19, 2023
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Novak

Literal piece of dog shit, that won’t amount to anything in life.
by CandyCorn22 February 16, 2021
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Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.
Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished
by Jammerv December 21, 2022
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grayson novak

by aspanos April 17, 2011
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