Poo Needle

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.

What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.

by Pat the Ratt April 7, 2009

Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

by Tahiti Slim March 30, 2015

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

Needle dick

(n): Small, thin penis.

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!

by Gayblade 1068 October 30, 2009

needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 20, 2004

Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.

dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.

by Alymma August 13, 2008

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005