skin musket

a man's johnson, willy, penis, cock, etc...

"Did you let her fondle your skin musket?"
"Yeah, she played with it for hours"

by Princeiago December 9, 2008

Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

by the cock monster March 23, 2009

rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009

muskateering

In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.

Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!

by Porthos The Duke of Slay March 18, 2011

Musking

To do to something what Elon Musk is doing to Twitter.

That dog is really Musking that stuffed animal.

by Slimenator December 13, 2022

Elon Musking

When a man jerks off and bukakkes her face inside an electric vehicle

Dude I was Elon Musking all over this chic's face in my Kia Kona

by Parale May 20, 2019

Musking

Being at a loss for words; unable to finish a sentence; just like Elon Musk while introducing a new Tesla.

"Wow I can't speak one straight sentence"
"Yeah, you're musking like crazy"

by Dnkppsks August 8, 2019