Murded

When you get your head stuck in the ground and your neck snaps

You are murded

by SuckMYdick6996 August 5, 2018

murked

a white kid who wishes he was a black albino with a extreemley small penis

man i wish i was murked

by hello1234567 October 21, 2008

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

murked

the act at which one attempts to fight two demons and loses

wow i got murked by those demons

by theguywhowonagainstthedemons October 26, 2010

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

Murked

To shoot somebody in the leg and steal a Cici’s Pizza gift card out of their mail box

Oh he just got murked!

by The yung nugget May 25, 2018