moses

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 September 19, 2005

moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

mossed

when someone catches an object over another person usually when they both attempt to catch it

Shut up yall both tried to catch it u got mossed.

by the wise master December 14, 2010

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

Lauren Elizabeth Moser

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She will deny that she is beautiful and that just makes her more beautiful. She is the love of my life. Just thinking about her makes any guy smile. If you have a Lauren Elizabeth Moser you are very very lucky. Many men seek a Lauren but few find her. I happen to be lucky and have one. I wouldn't trade her for the world 💗

Friend #1: Damn That Lauren Elizabeth Moser is hot !
Friend #2: Yea I wish I had her.
Friend #1: too bad she's taken by some loser named Alec.

by AlekJacobbEubs February 16, 2015

dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.

John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.

by archibole sans January 11, 2008

moshery

Noun. A moshery is a place where moshing takes place. While "mosh pit" is the name for the specific area in which the actual moshing takes place, a moshery refers to the building or surrounding area (club, arena, basement, back seat of a car, one's mind, etc.). The term "mosh" originated in the early 1980s, and the first documented use of the word "moshery" came around 1986-7 in a high school student's music column, Uncle Louie's Moshery, in Whitmer High School's Panther's Pause newspaper (Toledo, Ohio).

Brew : Brewery :: Mosh : Moshery

by Bogoda September 16, 2008