Moronics

The science of stupidity, taking stupidity and subhuman intelligence to the lowest level.

The boss should get a doctorate in moronics for that idiotic suggestion.

by Jozimoto July 24, 2007

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Mortis

A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events

*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
the mortis:

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by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

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mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004

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moronicness

To spill a glass of water over your laptop at 2am and then take 30 minutes to wonder why it won't work.

the moronicness of spilling water and not realising it is just moronic!

by tristabella October 18, 2010

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Moronicheadache

A pulsing series of pains in the cranium caused by brain cells attempting to perform an 'Underclock' in brain power which leads to general IQ dissipation overtime.

Moronicheadache can only occur when you engage in converse with severely disabled people Mentaly such as Gabrielle Rock.

by Trololol. November 22, 2011

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Moronicon

The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.

The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).

A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."

by handcrafter November 28, 2013

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