by datkiddaj February 20, 2009
Get the Mopped mug.A completely delusional),meth addict with a motorized bicycle who has no meaning to his life besides stalking his ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend and lying to everyone he knows.
There goes the Moped Dopehead circling McDonald's again cause he swears he saw them sitting on top of drive thru sign again......
by BoneyarD420 February 23, 2022
Get the Moped Dopehead mug.Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.
ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 20, 2008
Get the Moped from hell mug.you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 29, 2011
Get the Moosed mug.A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
by Pooktastic September 1, 2009
Get the Moped mug.when you are so desparate you bang a girl who is not exactly something you would want your friends to see you with/riding..hence she is a moped.
by mimesscareme April 1, 2009
Get the mopeding mug.I was so mooked last night that I knocked out an undercover for trying to sell me some poop ass schwag.
by Dro April 11, 2004
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