n. a girl that doesn't feel like a whore if she only sleeps with her "boyfriend", no matter how many of those she has.
She was only with dozens of guys this year but it's ok, they were all her boyfriends at the time, so the monogamy slut didn't feel like a whore.
by The Bosworth January 24, 2011
Get the Monogamy Slut mug.A conglomerate of the words monogamy and monotheist, which mean one partner and one God, respectively. A monogamytheist is someone who worships, glorifies, and generally never shuts up about their significant other. Often either ignorant of or in denial of the aforementioned partners flaws, the monogamytheist may not even have that good of a relationship with their partner, but treats it like a 60-year marriage.
Omg, Jack never stops talking about all the stuff he and his girlfriend did together, what a monogamytheist!
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A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited
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Get the monogamate mug.This term refers to couples that engage in deviant sexual acts and practices for physical pleasure and/or a psychological thrill. The sexual acts and practices may involve other people, animals, and/or inanimate objects. Also, they may be consensual/non-consensual, distressing, extremely dangerous, disturbing, and/or socially inappropriate. Dirty Monogamy includes (but not limited to):
Voyeurism
Exhibitionism
Frotteurism
Fetishism
Pedophilia
Masochism
Sadism
Transvestism
Zoophilia
Necrophilia
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Voyeurism
Exhibitionism
Frotteurism
Fetishism
Pedophilia
Masochism
Sadism
Transvestism
Zoophilia
Necrophilia
Paraphilia NOS
Examples of Dirty Monogamy are Couples that practice "swinging" or "mate-swapping", having sex in public places, performing BDSM, or role-reversal/role-playing.
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Get the monogamy mug.- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
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- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
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- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
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