Mondays

A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.

Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general

by Brianurlacher March 15, 2008

monday

term for a black person.

white dude: man ur such a fucking monday
black dude: ima kick ur ass u lil cracka

everyone hates monday just like black people

by Ethan1427 February 13, 2008

monday

a synonym for pakis and other western asian types, such as the turks, the indians, afgans and all them other smelly cunts

fletch: i fucking hate mondays
taxi driver: yeh me too, ballache init
fletch: yeh they fucking stink, everywhere you fucking look theres one there with there beady little eyes, and smelly turbans

ghandi: if theres a monday infront of me in the queue, i cant help but feel i should be infront of them.

by swellhead1118 July 14, 2010

monday

In case you didn't know, every Monday is Smack Ya' Ho Day!!!

Guess what, bitch! It's Monday!

by Maverick X April 17, 2005

Mondays

Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.

“I hate fucking Mondays."

by MondayDown X2 November 07, 2010

monday

the day of the the week that screws-up the rest of the week and your grade.

Monday sucks dick.

by JJtheTrumphater November 01, 2018

diaz monday

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016