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junifer morningsnout

Not who you think

That is all, scary yet true.

Reality is often scarier than fiction
Junifer morningsnout is truly a raging force of fiery charisma and mystery however his goals are niether good nor too evil, but he CAN BE evil

Junifer is a cute but unsettling motherfucker

Morningsnout the creepy ass kid, there I said! Junifer is a bad energy
by Isabellsavedbythebell January 19, 2022
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Doing a Morrison

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021
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Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020
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junifer morningsnout

a kid who’s the fine line between idealism and cynicism as well as the unintentional founder of his own religion “juniorism” and progenitor of a masterful philosophy known as “juniorolosophy” which liberates people from the flaws of society and its broken system.

Though villainous he may be, he’s not completely evil but CAN BE, if it calls for him/her to be.
I’m not saying he’s the fallen one but if the fallen one took upon human form then it’s junifer, the son

Junifer morningsnout is a beautiful young man who’s job is to do as he pleases and to dismantle idolization
by Postage it November 3, 2021
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It’s Morbin Time

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.
I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on
by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022
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Jim Moriarty

Jim Moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. He is both scary and super funny at times. He is the center of a web. He is a consulting criminal. Played by the fabulous actor Andrew Scott.

You should see him in a crown.
Jim Moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary...

Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~

Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...

Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
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Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.
Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014
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