Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

Microtransaction

Pay - to win in gaming

Damn payday 2, MGSV and Forza 6 all have fucking microtransactions wtf is next

by GUNTER9K March 27, 2016

Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 24, 2006

microtic

When the micro text editor with all its sexy key bindings and petite portable single-file binary that can penetrate SSH struts around in the nude for your pleasure and you can't stave off your erection any longer.

Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on

by Bad C dev January 22, 2022

micro trim

The act of getting a haircut, where one only trims a microscopic amount. To be considered a micro trim, one must not have to sweep the floor when the haircut is finished. Usually used when growing one's hair out.

Lindsey: Yes, I'd like a haircut please!
Jaime: Alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
Lindsey: I'd like a micro trim!
Jaime: What the hell is a micro trim?
Lindsey: I want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. There should only be dust on the floor. Kay? Thanks!

by themasterstylist August 25, 2009

micro-window

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.

Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!

by Whitey4656 November 28, 2009

micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009