metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

merrick watts

extremely hot and funny australian comedian...good mates with Rosso

He is no merrick ( ie comedian)

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Metric Buttload

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.

She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.

by DTM :<| January 16, 2005

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

tom merricks

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.

wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes

by rybrown69 October 28, 2013

A Metric Frig Ton

A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.

The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.

by Tattooed Artist August 6, 2014