spoof merchant

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008

Merch

Usually means providing a series of evidence of some kind to explain an event or action.

I just bought a a brand new car, and I can merch it.

Merch it he just kissed that hoe.

I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.

by Chiraq December 9, 2012

Metchosin

Home to the coolest farmers you'll ever meet. If you need to swap some poultry, the Metchosin farmer's market is the place to be.

Person 1: "I almost ran over a cow the other day..."
Person 2: "Oh, so you went to Metchosin?"

by Metchosiniscooldon'thate. November 8, 2011

ping merchant

A person whose sole basis of winning is dependent on their superior internet connection. Lacking any real skill in the game, simply relying on Ethernet connection to win.

Wow I can’t take Chauncey’s wall ever! He really is a ping merchant!

Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!

by get_got February 15, 2022

checkdown merchant

A quarterback that has a tendency to only hand out checkdown throws (quick, short passes to open receivers). Good defining characteristics are typically either averaging less than ten yards per completed pass, or 3-6 air yards per attempt.

Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!

Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.

by Brok With No C January 21, 2023

Urban Dictionary Merchandise

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You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

meatchickens

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.

The meatchickens suck.

by suomi November 14, 2005