merhan

The sound produced by testicles slapping against buttocks during sexual intercourse.

The walls in our apartment are so thin that the merhan coming from my roommates room has been keeping me up at night.

by guy deboard September 16, 2009

merianne

Merianne is sweet but will kick your ass! She gives great hugs and is a really great kisser!!! She loves cooking and spending time with her freinds. But dosent have time for fake hoes!

1: ew is that merianne?
2: What do u mean omg I love herr

by Roseapeen August 14, 2019

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

mermaid hair

Hair that is long, flowing, and has a beach-y look to it that makes the person look like a mermaid, hence the name.

Wow, you have such beautiful mermaid hair. It makes you look glorious and fierce.

by melinda jeanene May 4, 2008

Morman

A religious group that sends 2 people to your door every month until you move out of Utah.

The mormans are here again!

by CrystalCheese May 26, 2018

Merdan

A perfect boy with also a dark side. He can be very angelic and is better than everyone. He is an angel and a warm hearted guy. Values his family and friends over everything and will do anything for them. He's the Nicest Guy Ever in this entire world and he is a Hero of Our Time. He is also the most amazing guy on this planet. Merdan loves to do good stuff and things for everyone and helps really everyone in need. He's totally awesome and friendly to everybody. Additionally he's different than anyone else and is basically the chosen one. Only wants the best for the people he cares about and always strives for success. Merdan is very unique and has special ability, traits and talents and is principally loved by everyone around him. He'cool, very intelligent, handsome and he can also be very funny. Merdan is a true friend, the best friend you can imagine. Sometimes he can even be a mean bad boy, but he loves his family and friends and got a pure heart. Simply the best person on earth. Another special trait of him is that he is the Honest Person in the Universe. GENERALLY the Most mysterious HUMAN in the history. He is very Innocent and really Selfless. He cares so much about other people. He has the best personality and always accepts everyone. He also has a super style and a great sense of humor. He s absolutely flawless. He is one of the smartest persons alive! He's so badass he could be a secret actor or a special agent. Merdan has a lot of friends! He's a LEGEND.

Person 1: Wow, he is so nice!
Person 2: YES, an he's so cute!
Person 1: Right! He's the nicest guy ever.
Person 3: He is so adorable.
Person 4: He is so Merdan!
Person 2: YES, he is such a MERDAN.
Person 4: You must be a Merdan.
Person 5: He's the best person in the Universe!
Person 6: He'a a LEGEND!

by DANTE the urban January 5, 2017

mermaid

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.

Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003