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Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event
1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018
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Well-Meaning

Well-meaning, when someone tries to help someone else or do something good without realizing what they're doing is only harming that person. One example of a well-meaning person is a helicopter parent, they want their child to be safe but they don't understand that they sometimes want some privacy.
Boy 1: I know my mom is a well-meaning person, but I just wish she understood what she's doing is causing more harm than good
Boy 2: I feel you man
by tguddhacs April 10, 2021
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Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy
by Joshua the dad December 1, 2021
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reg is sus meaning

a mysterious phrase which the meaning is known only by a secret cult
if you google "reg is sus meaning" you won't get an answer
by dumbjezza October 11, 2022
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give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.
You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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meaningless

A good example of how the standard dictionary definitions are "meaningless," as are all words in them, is the word "meaningless." See the undictionary and meaning, and one will see how there is nothing "meaningless," or any "meaning," in any word including "meaning", except as hints to get us where we need to go. Most people are lost in a sea of belief that words have absolute meaning and have become word fundamentalists. This has led to a world where people fight to the death defending words and ideas that they love. Each object speaks it's own meaning and to call any object meaningless, is belittling. There is no object that one can point to that is "meaningless." "Meaningless," is only a false idea, as are all words.
"Zerbinas mother said her life was meaningless, so she joined the army to kill people she didn't know, or be killed herself to give her life meaning. Her action had no "meaning," nor were they "meaningless." They were beyond words/concepts/ideas including the word beyond. They spoke for themself, interpreted differently by each person who perceived them.
by fred ressler September 23, 2008
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