An individual who is both well versed in an economic stand point but also absolutely hilarious in every perceivable manner.
by olkore February 22, 2022
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Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
…Good god.
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The act of taking a huge soupy poopy wet shit in the toilet, and it resembles 2000 melted aero bars (chocolate bars)
I had to go so bad, and with my crohns disease, it looked like 2000 melted aero bars in the airplane toilet
by daman199999 April 11, 2014
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A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
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