The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.

by Falter Ego September 8, 2007

muppet

a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability

what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet

by boss hog August 1, 2004

psychotic muppet pussy

a cooch which is straight haired yet curled with exotic colors and likes to play the drums

I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.

Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!

Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!

Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".

"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."

by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007

muppet baby

a teen in a group of friends who is often the "bitch" of the group and is made fun of for being less mature or ignorant in many situations. Often has not fully completed puberty.

John: What is a sausage fest? Is that like a barbecue or something?

Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.

by rangermoody September 30, 2009

muppetational

That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.

Fraggle Rock is muppetational!

by fragglerocker08 May 1, 2010

Muppet

Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !

He's a complete muppet

by Steve Mc March 25, 2003