Hold The Mayo

To reject white women.

"Antonio Brown said for his New Year's Resolution, he's gonna hold the mayo."

by IBTAL December 16, 2019

gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

by mary and isabella July 19, 2016

droppin mayo

or droppin mayonnaise

AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.

Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!

by Crunchyness December 22, 2007

man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Hot Mayo

Spicy man sludge

When i was done, i sopped up my hot mayo from her belly snd made her a sandwich

by Erodg27 April 19, 2016

Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.

Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.

by Jeremywoodall April 23, 2020

Mayo Fry

The french fry that is designated to scrap off the mayonnaise on your sandwich of any type. Can be used more loosely to describe a fry used to remove any condiment from a sandwich.

Friend: What'd you get from McDonalds?

Me: Medium Fry and a McChicken. I asked for no mayo but yet it was on there!

Friend: Did you eat it any way?

Me: Yeah, only after I used a mayo fry to get that nasty substance off of my sandwich!

by GangSTARito June 8, 2009