mathew

a big fat oof

o look its mathew
he took up the whole stadium

by vianneyjon April 26, 2019

Dirty Mathew

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Mathew Morrey

A form of Fungi that lives on the Forest Floor.

Know to be eaten by notable pirates to keep there pirate sences high its a all time favourate by sea mariners around the world

Delia 'I love sucking on mathew morrey'

Martha ' I love sucking on mathew too, lets suck togather'

Delia ' OK!'

by Dr. Pete Henry Johnson November 23, 2009

Mathews, VA

The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.

Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.

by Simone Korigann July 17, 2006

mathews dream

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you

"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

mathew

is a big ass whole who is gay and looks like a rat

mathew is a ass whole

by fesiyggyfgsugfiusgfiuasgafsygh April 12, 2019

albert mathew

believe it or not he still has a big nose and is actually still indian

albert mathew + nose = huge

by josh downes April 4, 2022