Masterbatable

When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.

This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.

by Bogus24 August 26, 2017

mantertainment

(1) Pre-cut cubed cheese, chips and cheap beer. (2) style of welcome and dining that is gender specific to males, showing a complete lack of adherence to anything found in Southern Living, Better Homes and Gardens or Good Housekeeping. (3) an event or meal that is presented with no effort whatsoever.

For the Packers game, Jerry's buddies charged him with the mantertainment. He got two bags of chips for each guy, that and the personal beer coolers at each seat allowed them to watch the whole game without ever getting up.

by Babs in Vienna December 6, 2011

Masterba hysteria

When the number of dicks exceeds the number of chicks in an online chat room or random people chat such as Chatroulette or Omegle.

Whoa bro this chat rooms a masterba hysteria for dicks.

by xiloveb November 2, 2010

masterbait

To give sexual pleasure to one's self

I'm going to go masterbait to some porn.

by Fazzel July 16, 2005

masteradjudicate

To adjourn a game to go masturbate

Joel Benjamin had to masteradjudicate after seeing the 8 year old chess star walk by.

by gpz May 10, 2006

masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.

Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?

by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009