Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011

Markale

Markale is a beast at everything he do. He mostly play for video games and nerdy. That does not take away from is popular-ness either. He plays games like Fortnite, Minecraft, Sims 4, Nba

Why is Markale so well-known?

by xmarkalexc March 16, 2019

Marklevitis

A condition that is highly contagious. It spreads with a single touch of a hand (must be skin to skin contact). At first you feel hot all over...then you start to to climax for no reason at all. You will orgasm uncontrollably for days on end. You may experience exhaustion, fatigue, dehydration and fatigue.

Employee: “I won’t be able to work this week.”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”

Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”

by The Russian Spy February 8, 2021

markleesbaby

the most beautiful and funniest tiktoker and is mark lees biggest stan <33

“do you follow markleesbaby”
“no”
“GO FOLLOW THEM RN”

by zali21077 May 8, 2021

MARYLENE

doesn't give a fck

Marylene does not live because of your opinion.

by Seoksoo June 8, 2021

Markle

Adjective: estranged relatives who come out of the woodwork to exploit your position in life because they are too lazy to make anything out of themselves and feel entitled to glom your success.

“It doesn’t matter if we haven’t spoken in decades, family is family, and furthermore she owes us!”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”

by Defining Diva July 30, 2021

Markley

Also known as marklied

When a guy lies fucks you over and steals from you usually a meth addict

Girl 1: I was seeing this guy but he lied fucked me over and stole all my stuff and is a meth addict

Girl 2: oh girl you got Markley or marklied

by Marklied April 4, 2021