peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

by NaoNao February 6, 2008

Manning

A group of 3 guys or more beat on 1 guy that noone likes. No weapons are involved and he usually ends up in the hospital.

Guy1: Hey I heard that one prick Justin is going to the party tonight.
Guy2: Man I hate him, I'm gonna know alot of people at the party. Lets give him a good Manning

by noahm1 March 22, 2009

starr manning

Starr Manning is a pregnant girl on ABC's OLTL. She is uber weird but her dad is uber weirder. But don't worry Viki is always on her way to make things better. yummo!!

Conversation btwn. Starr Manning & Cole Thornhart

Cole: Starr, I love you
Starr: I'm pregant
Cole: I still love you
Starr: Um.... I'm pregnant with sextuplets
Cole: Can we make a little baby army and then run away to Atlantic City?
Starr: You're so funny, can you get me a beer?

by Esteban Allaire May 27, 2008

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

Manningtree

The smallest town in Britain but home too the most dangerous youths ever to be born onto planet earth. Daily gun shots can be heard for miles, some say to posses 50cals whilst others, RPGs. Not a place for pussies.

Brando: How are you alive in Manningtree

Duke: I 'm hard as nails

by Dave Franko August 25, 2016

Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.

Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.

by Amit G October 19, 2006

Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.

'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '

by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013