Mustenance

A cake like substance or smell, or any combination of the two, that exudes negative vibes.

That weird brownish black shit that gets all caked onto your computer mouse or video game controller, that's the mustenance.

I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.

The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.

by Captain Mustenance July 16, 2011

skirt-murken

1. To drop dimes on punk ass bitches/ho's.
2. To kill someone.
3. kill someone with extreme domination.

Russel skirt-murked a bitch for jackin his weed.
Chuck was skirt-murken ho's on Call of Duty 4.

by Irbster February 4, 2008

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

Musket Ass

Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.

"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."

by fatwinks February 6, 2005

musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006

Muskequeer

A person within a group of 3 other cool queer people.

Sarah: I'm totes queer.

Roxanne: Same bro.

Austin: I'm queer af. We're like the 3 muskequeers!

by Muskequeer September 8, 2016