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Monke

Hello I am MONKE
by Ycraft09 March 24, 2021
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Monke

This is another way of spelling “monkey” and can be used for all situations to mean anything. It is the UNO reverse card of words.
“I was talking to this girl and she asked me how I like my coffee so I replied with, Monke.”
by The Monke God August 4, 2021
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Monke

Yo Wsssp Broski I’m Just listening to these rad tunes fo shizzle tha song name is Monke
by YoPrestonChill December 30, 2021
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Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD
monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"
by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021
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monke

monke go life monke go yes monke go e monke go strong
person 1: monke?
monke: YES OOO AAA OOO AAAA OOO AAA
by nah124 May 6, 2022
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Monke

Word Class: Adjective.

The term "Monke" can be used when describing a particular situation or feeling of absolute insanity.

Often "Monke" is used as a foreshadowing of the upcoming party´s remarkable stupidities. Such as: downing 7 sambucca shots before wandering off to find the nearest city-skank just to utterly bash your pecker (with a temporary erectile dysfunction) in her poopoo, all the while your comrades are equally intoxicated and haven´t given you a single thought.
"yea last night was absolute monke"

"monke". (often followed by "uhuhahah")
by El cumquistador March 3, 2022
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