MatzeR

The Elite, The Unforgiving, the definitive of pwnage

MatzeR ownz your ass

by bob June 30, 2003

matza booty

when a girls butt is as flat as mazta bread

yo homie that hoe gotz a matza booty

by Julien Lee March 20, 2008

matze

mat-ze; to matze, to matze someone with something, IN the mat-ze, mat-ze-rbation

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

matzo-nacho

A snack food created when you are either out of tostados or it is Passover whereby a matzoh cracker is used instead of the chips and covered with cheese and jalapenos.

"Wow-that looks good. What is it?" Jane asked.
"It's a matzo-nacho. My Mom cleared the house for Passover yesterday and this is all we have." replied Rachel.
"Hmmm - I think I'd make one of those even if it wasn't Passover." said Jane.

by bingo lingo January 22, 2010

Matzura

A fat ass douche bag who is often found in the boys bathroom giving blowjobs for 50 cents each

Yo man did you see that Matzura in the bathroom

by Awesome guy 4496 March 6, 2010

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy, but instead Jewish and wealthy from Israel.

Yo, Pearlsteins got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s getting through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

Matzo

An adorable dog who eats everything they see. Even chocolate which can kill them. It’s also someone who thinks they are huge but they are small and sweet. Also they are Jewish.

My dog is such a Matzo when he eats his food.

by Anal.matzo November 24, 2018