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A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

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Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.

No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker

by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011

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The hottest prete of all time

Don Matteo is so hot man!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019

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