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Matteo

I love Matteo
by adfcsdfc March 14, 2023
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Matteo

Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look
Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"
Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro
by John pron September 21, 2023
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Matteo

kid that calls logan bad at valorgay
Matteo said logan was bad at valorgay
by Matteo............... September 24, 2020
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matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics
by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018
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