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Mald

Adrian is mald
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soy boy is angry at something small
Womanslayer69 Malding over having no internet
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when you’re so mad you start balding
holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats
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emil is malding
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Noah Bowlds
Noah is "malding" as always
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Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee
"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*
by maldermax September 11, 2023
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When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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