Lyndon

On April 26th everyone named Lyndon can skip anything like work or school

I skipped school on April 26th because my name is Lyndon

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school

I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndon Webb

That guy that always steals and snorts chalk, while always maintaining his power of annoyance so he can keep other people away.

Look, there's the Lyndon Webb. RUN

by ppbaba June 4, 2021

Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021

Lyndon

The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.

Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable

by Bigcocknballz September 1, 2021

Lynkon

Lynkon is a hot, sexy man. He's always nice to those he loves and will protect people close to him, ladies... and gentlemen if you have a Lynkon in your life, keep him close.

Did you see that boy?

Yeah I think he's a Lynkon
No way, quick get after him

by Islamic_jesus November 22, 2021

lyton

Lyton is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Lyton has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Lyton. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Lyton is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Lyton. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Lyton")

Lyton is hella sexy as fuck

by Drip load November 24, 2021