Olsen Logic

A teacher who grades an assignment before the due date and says it's missing when it is due in the future.

Example: I got a 0/50 on an assignment due on a Wednesday and I turned it in on a Tuesday, and I received the 0/50 on Tuesday, 1 day before it was actually due. That is Olsen Logic

by Big brain Person March 24, 2021

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

Logic

A rapper known for being biracial and spitting BARS. His motto is PLP (peace, love, positivity) and is most well known for his single 1-800-273-8255 featuring Khalid and Alessia Cara and his recent mixtape Bobby Tarantino II. He is also known for having a tough childhood; he grew up in a section 8 household with drug dealers and murderers frequently in his house. He started off his rap career under the name "Psychological" but later shortened it to just Logic. His rap alter-egos include: Young Sinatra, Bobby Tarantino, and others. His real name is Sir Robert Bryson Hall II, but his friends call him Bobby.

Have you heard Logic's new album Bobby Tarantino II yet?
Yeah its straight fire!!

by -Poopyhead- August 25, 2018

Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.

Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.

by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

logic-tight compartment

The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.

OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.

by YAWA July 9, 2017

Korean Logic

When you do something that reduces your personal benefit and your only reason for doing it is that this is the way it has always been done.

Korean: "The air is bad in here. You foreigners need to change the air so you can be healthy" (Korean then goes to smoke cigarette). Foreigner 1: Why did they smoke a cigarette if they want to be healthy? Foreigner 2: Because Korean Logic.

by Here You Go December 18, 2014

bullshit logic

1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.

2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.

3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."

So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

by Natepalm October 19, 2003