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/libˈtärd/
1. a pejorative term utilized by conservatives and some Republicans to insult Liberals specifically and Democrats in general. The term is portmanteau of 'liberal' and 'retard', suggesting that being a liberal is a mental deficit. The opposite of a libtard is a 'Retardlican' or simply, a Trump supporter.
Libtards tend to espouse useless concepts like equal rights for all, a social welfare net for all citizens, and not electing a reality tv personality to the presidency, or an accused rapist to the nation's highest court.
2. Anyone who uses facts to dispute conservative opinion.
3. Anyone who disagrees with a conservative at any time or for any reason.
/libˈtärd/
1. a pejorative term utilized by conservatives and some Republicans to insult Liberals specifically and Democrats in general. The term is portmanteau of 'liberal' and 'retard', suggesting that being a liberal is a mental deficit. The opposite of a libtard is a 'Retardlican' or simply, a Trump supporter.
Libtards tend to espouse useless concepts like equal rights for all, a social welfare net for all citizens, and not electing a reality tv personality to the presidency, or an accused rapist to the nation's highest court.
2. Anyone who uses facts to dispute conservative opinion.
3. Anyone who disagrees with a conservative at any time or for any reason.
by 0Misterman October 11, 2018
Get the Libtard mug.Any member of the Libertarian party, or more generally, someone who follows their ideology. Usually, these people are either unwilling or unable to critically think about sociological or economic issues above the level of a high school sophomore, and would prefer instead to advocate for policies that disproportionately harm the poor and minorities. They are a close synonym for Conservatives, although they like weed.
Libertarian: “Taxation is theft! If you can’t afford life-saving medical care, you can just make your own alternative!”
Anyone they interact with: “Okay, Libtard.”
Anyone they interact with: “Okay, Libtard.”
by AnonymousUser733 January 7, 2020
Get the Libtard mug.The term used to illustrate what happens when a person uses Listerine and immediately proceeds to perform fellatio.
Young male: Wait, wait! Before you do that, could you go rinse with Listerine?
Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?
Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.
(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)
Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!
Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.
(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)
Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!
Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!
(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)
Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?
Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!
Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?
Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.
(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)
Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!
Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.
(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)
Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!
Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!
(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)
Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?
Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!
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