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Minecraft

Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.
A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.
by Logdotzip November 12, 2010
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philza minecraft

a minecraft user who is totally cool! so awesome!! :)
philza minecraft is my favorite minecraft ytuber!! <3
by spookidreams October 6, 2020
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Minecraft

A game full of cubes! You can either be creative (d1), basic survival (d2) or even play online games with others! (d3)
D1
Creative mode

Do anything you want! Creative mode lets you Do anything you want! Flying,infinity blocks and get access to secret blocks/items! Be creative

D2
Survival mode

Survive! The final goal is to survive! Mining, going to nether, beat the wither, going to the end, defeating the ender dragon...Even making your own food supply! Don’t forget your shelter

D3
Servers

Hypixel! Mineplex! Public servers that let you play their mini games! Have fun!

Minecraft is indeed a very fun game
by Petroplayer728 February 16, 2019
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Minecraft

A game that’s better than roblox
And it’s addictive
Mom: Tim stop playing that game we need to go to the mall
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive

Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?
by 8_9 December 26, 2017
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Minecraft Dungeons

In the game, villagers have been captured in animal cages by some kid or adult called "the arch illager"/Archie. He was hated by villagers and everytime a villager saw him, he got a whooping. One day, he found a glowing "orb" in a white van. The illager is now getting revenge on the villagers. You have to save the villagers before they get slaughtered or become slaves or whatever. you have to get to them first by fighting your way through these fat dungeons filled with thirsty mobs. i once fought my way through a thicc swamp and some scary bois started chasing me.
Note to self: don't let the witches drink too much otherwise they might get too overpowered
you can get greedy by stealing goodies from mobs, chests, and mom's purse. if you find any gems, you can trade with the starved, trapped, villagers in your basement. you can also find artifacts that will help you beat the hell out of the mobs in your way, such as a 1-up mushroom from the Mario games, and a shiny stone that will take people's virginity and gives it to you as health. there are 3 game difficulties in the game: baby mode, epic mode, and sicko mode. at the end of each difficulty, you have to fight the floating little shortie/ the arch illager inside of an enderman costume. you have to upper your power level by stealing the best weapons and armor. the better power level you have, the easier levels will get. If you want the new levels coming out, ask mommy for a credit card and wait until July 69
Person 1: hey can you help me beat the last level on Minecraft Dungeons?
Person 2: Sure, what difficulty?
Person 1: Normal
Person 2: you truly are the lowest scum in history
by Burnt grass June 25, 2020
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Minecraft: PS3 edition

A discontinued edition of Minecraft that is still on PS3
Im depressed that Minecraft: PS3 edition is discontunued
by plsdontdie April 15, 2021
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