Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.

I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.

by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020

ankle lingerie

lingerie that will be purchased by a by a male for a female to wear on a specific night, but found to be pointless by the male because it will undoubtedly be coming off anyways after roughly 2-7 mins and wind up around said females ankle

dude, katie wants me to go to victoria secret and get her something for friday night, but im not gonna spend all that money on ankle lingerie!

by halestone15 March 3, 2009

Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

Lingerism

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012

Lindey

The most beautiful loving girl in the world !!! All people in the world loves a Lindey. A Lindey cares deeply about her friends and special friends !!!

Ohhh how all the girls want to be Lindey !!!

by Dandog87 November 27, 2016

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011