Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

lightbulb

when you you put a lightbulb deep in your Uranus and it explodes

hey pass me the lightbulb sure but for what to stick it up my Uranus

by ewfgmwpogmwp[gmwpg January 21, 2023

Lightbulb

Someone who only seems to brighten up when someone turns them or grabs there erected penis.

Jeez, Jennifer why do you always go for the lightbulbs?

by Jessica Pauline Pritchard August 28, 2008

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

lightbulb 69

When someone is having 69 sex and smashes a lightbulb around their partners body but most likely the head

Did you know Steve was having lightbulb 69 last night

by Cheesey farts 69 May 31, 2021

Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020

Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024