Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister

Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.

by Snarky October 14, 2022

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 20, 2024

Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

by JonJon24 January 23, 2024

Lettuce.

Lettuce as in something organic and delicious for you to eat. Referring to the concept of becoming intimate with a woman for the first time. The Lettuce suggests that the two of you have been building up to this event for some time and that this is not a superfluous moment but instead the start of some very serious long term fucking.

Rose and I had known each other for years and we both knew that it was time we got down to it. So I said, " Shall I have some of your Lettuce."

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

Lettuce Olive & Peas

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".

by Cat Blackbone May 31, 2018

Lettuce Be Cereal

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.

Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.

by DaUsualCrew December 30, 2011