locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

Locker Boxed

When you shove your balls into her vagina and continue to smash her from behind.

Yo man, my girl loves being locker boxed! I last at least one minute longer!

by Thatguywhosbored September 14, 2019

Twat-licker

One who gives oral sex to a women, using the tongue in various ways.

That twat-licker really had some skills.

by Jenn May 13, 2005

Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.

Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"

by Boglehead February 17, 2013

dirty dick licker

some one who is a worthless scumbag.

Fred don't help out becuase he's a dirty dicl licker.

by jon jonz February 25, 2004

Locker Stalker

1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.

Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"

by Kala H. December 21, 2008

nut licker

Someone who licks a scrotum.

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004