Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
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by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
Get the lasso of shame mug.When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.
Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
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by Red bull guzzler March 17, 2021
Get the Lassio mug.Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.
"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"
"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"
Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!
"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"
Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!
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