laser tag

a game of skill.

Yoooo Ian got his ass beat in laser tag the other day

by COOLERTHANME123 December 30, 2011

laser show

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.

A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010

laser quest

popular hangout where teens shoot each other with laser guns.

"i beat lzrQT69 at laser quest last weekend"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

Laser Shank

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.

"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.

by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.

you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!

by ally pow January 6, 2006

laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.

dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.

by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007