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lap fungus

an animal that is very affectionate lazy and cuddly; a pet that never leaves your lap
my cat has become total lap fungus since i got him neutered
by sidmitch August 14, 2009
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Lap burn

A burn, or the burn mark, inflicted by using a laptop (processor heat) on bare skin. Usually from surfing while nude or using your laptop in the bathroom.
After two hours in the bathroom he almost suffered from a second degree lap burn.
by Morris Packer February 21, 2008
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Lap Cannon

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.
I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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Lap Girlfriend

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.
After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.
by Exit109GTI December 11, 2003
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lap dance

when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.
i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u!
by i<3dickss August 24, 2011
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lap nigga

a black midget that jumps on your lap unitl you pet it efficiently. Like a lap dog.
Dave: What's going on?
Tim: Just watchin TV with the lap nigga.
by Davy Hampshire July 10, 2010
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Lap Giraffe

Another word for wang. It just means Penis.
by eight-twenty-nine April 18, 2011
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