kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003

Chad Kroger

Lead singer of the often-labeled 'nu-metal' band Nickelback. Considered by some to be a Hobo because he has a beard and his music derives from folk/western-often males a little narked that their girlfriend think's he is actually very sexy/has a sexy voice.

"Chad Kroger is a hobo! He had a beard!"
and
"Chad Kroger's voice is so sexy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary of Life July 8, 2005

Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011

Kroger

(Noun) A quantity or amount of goods, irregardless of weight, that may be contained in a plastic grocery sack. Heard in the Upper South in Dayton, Ohio when a person is recycling the grocery bag to use for another purpose. These bags may or not come from an actual Kroger store.

This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.

"I'm offering a Kroger of kitchen gadgets and knick-knacks to the first person who emails me back with their phone number on Freecycle."

This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.

by Marthakay March 31, 2007

Kroger Shuffle

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

by Messenjah January 10, 2011

kroger, fresh for everyone

with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!

YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone

by oversized potato February 19, 2021

.krog3r

If your tiktok username is .krog3r your probably cute and have a funny personality😁

Bae:What's your tiktok?
Other bae: .Kog3r
Bae: damn ma you one of them .krog3rs heynas

by .walm4rt May 21, 2021